Reiseangebote der etwas anderen Art ... ;-)

Bei den "Somalia Cruises" werden nach Angaben der Veranstalter die gefährlichen Gebiete im Golf von Aden gezielt angesteuert, um Piraten anzulocken. An Bord des Luxusliners: Bis an die Zähne bewaffnete Touristen, die sich als Piratenjäger versuchen dürfen.

[url]Reiseangebote der etwas anderen Art[/url]

:k_sm25

ne schöne Panzerfaust oder ne Winchester im Anschlag.....

Auf was die Leute so kommen, gibts ja nicht

Ne Winchester???

Da unten ist doch nicht der Wilde Westen!!!

Ich nehme dann doch lieber das Browning Machine Gun M2 im Kaliber .50(12,7mmx99mm)
Hauptsache die Munition ist "all inclusive",sonst wirds mir zu teuer. :k_eusa_whistle

Gruß aus dem wilden Münsterland
Thomas

Mir würd´s "Spaß" machen mit ner Winchester, aber gegen ne Machine Gun würd ich alt aussehen.

Dann doch lieber als Scharfschütze irgendwo positionieren und von weitem schon alle Platt machen. Wenn sie dann angekommen sind, oder vielmehr nur das Boot, wird´s dir auch nicht zu teuer

no comment !
nein - doch : - als ausgebildeter scharfschuetze treff ich mitm stg77 das 10cm schwarze auf 500meter - aber sicher nicht auf see (schaukel, wind, ...)
das klingt alles wie ein ausgemachter fake
aber - wie gesagt - 'no comment'

das ging vor Monaten schon auf Englisch als Kettenmail durch die Lande... da hab ichs vom Schwager bekommen, direkt aus dem Lande der rabiaten Patrioten:

Anyone want to take a cheap
cruise along somalia??
Apr 27th, 2009, 2:13pm [ ]
I found a Somali cruise package that departs from
Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a
bit high @ $800 US per person double occupancy but I didn't find that
offensive. What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging
people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you
don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim
to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every
afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum
of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail
up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here
are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.


$800.00 US/per
day double occupancy (4 day max billing)

M-16 full auto
rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95


Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com
block ball ammo at 14.95

Barretta M-107
.50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor
piercing at 9.95

Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour
(spotting scope included).

They even offer
RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads

"Everyone gets
use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on
the top deck from 7pm-6am."

Meals are not
included but seem reasonable.

Most cruises
offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer......... get
this.....

"MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of
sustained fire"

Sign my ars up!

They advertise
group rates and corporate discounts......and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE
FAMILY"

They even offer a partial money back if not
satisfied....here's some text from the ad.

"We guarantee
that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we
will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any
unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you
will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the
coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn
the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8
days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At
night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals
and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space
is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and get
100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."


As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there
were a few testimonials

"I got three
confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again.
I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"---- Lars, Hamburg Germany


"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I
bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the
minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure
your spotter speaks English"
----Ned,
Salt Lake city, Utah USA

"I haven't had
this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't worry about getting shot
by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons
they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door
gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"
----"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

"Like ducks in
a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the
water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a
laugh riot!! This is a must do.
---Zeke-Minnahaw Springs Kentucky USA

tja elke - meine meinung: fake !
wenn du solche meldungen wie die von dir kopierten mailst, bist sofort auf der fahndungsliste - so schnell kannst garnicht schaun, hast schon ein sonderkommando in der tuer stehn.
also : alles bloedsinn. (punkt)

meine Meinung - alles andere wär ja schlichtweg Anstiftung zum Mord, und das ist heutzutage "legal" numal den "Truppen" vorbehalten......

also : alles bloedsinn. (punkt)

Natürlich ist das ein Fake.

Wenn du 15 unbedarfte Touristen mit den angeblich vorhandenen
Gerätschaften an Deck und die Reling stellen würdest,
wären 7 davon 10 Minuten später tot -
durch "friendly fire"!

Für einige der geschilderten Geräte brauchste einfach ein paar Tage Übung ...

Kingcab